Noted journalist, presenter and much loved celebrity Smears Morgan has passed away.
Little Englanders demand golf respects the views of Brexit and stops including bloody foreigners in the Ryder Cup
Little England want no more foreigners in the team and for The Ryder Cup to be played in Birmingham.
The nation mourns the passing of a man of many names, much money and protector of the race
It is too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
The Scots are selling cheap whisky at a high price to pretentious English fools
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.