OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story? or are they just another way of stating te bloody obvious?
OPTA Statistics, Are they telling the whole story?
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times speed up
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times increase. Drivers ask for it to be held everyday
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes of little use to anyone
Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday
Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS
Neanderthal declared fit to work by ATOS
White Hart Lane tube station to be renamed ‘Constant Disappointment’
White Hart Lane tube station to be renamed ‘Constant Disappointment’
Francis Underwood called in to help Theresa May get her deal through
Theresa May calls in Francis Underwood to get her deal through
Britain’s Black Economy ruined as the UK moves to a cashless economy
As Britain becomes a cashless society it’s proved ruinous for the drug dealers, strippers and builders who depend on it
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants
Rugby Union to be renamed ‘Bundle!’
Rugby Union to be renamed ‘Bundle!’ and the rules abolished
Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub
Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub in order to do his bit
The Chatty Chimp 