Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren't…
“Headlice have rights too” claims Highgate based eco-warrior
Headlice have rights too, claims eco-warrior. No they bloody well don't replies a concerned mother.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson's therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic 'lower-class' living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There…
Tourist Catches Forgotten Disease After Messing Around In A London Phone Box
Tourist catches a forgotten disease after entering a London Phone Box. People have been warned not to enter the Red…
Guardianista in hiding after shamefully agreeing with Piers Morgan
Guardian-reading snowflake hides away in shame after agreeing with something said by Piers Morgan. He's unable to live down the…
Saskia Preston – Ninety-Five – A Review
A review of Saskia Preston's edfringe show. Sharp, funny riddled with quality.