Grandad, what did you do in the Corona War?
"When it comes to lying in front of the TV all day, doing cock all, I am your man," says…
Staycation? You’ve got to be kidding
As the public once again ignore requests to help Britain by holidaying at home in favour of sun, sangria and…
Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours
I'll be ready once I've remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Deaf signer accused of misinterpreting what Boris said
Signer brings the country together when he accidentally calls Boris a wanker
Fit Driver gets revenge on Traffic Warden by parking in a disabled bay
"He got me months ago, but there was no one about today so I parked there again, I walked 1.5…
Commemoration of the death of our Savior, Donald J Trump
The World gathers to give thanks to its savior, Donald J Trump, sadly misunderstood in his own time now revered…
Anger simmers in the suburbs
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I'm sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
Mark Francois to stand in for Boris Johnson
A good soldier is always ready, I've got my potato-peeler