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Bollocks to Boris

Bollocks to Boris navy tee

Well, that lasted a long time.

We’d like to apologise to the nation for curing Boris Johnson. No sooner had we taken our tasteless Boris products down, than the he went and got better. Can’t rely on him to do anything right!

On behalf of the nation, we are glad that he has recovered, not least because his stand-in’s were so universally awful. It is a sad realisation that in the current cabinet, Boris is the best they have.

The product development team have asked, Is now the time to design a ‘Get Well Soon Boris’ tee shirt? It would fit the satirical brief and score highly on the irony meter, difficult to see much demand for it.

It does bring to mind the day we left the EU. We got an order from someone for two tee shirts, Bollocks to Boris and Banksy’s Cancelled Dreams. You didn’t need to be Sigmund Freud to work out what was going on there. It struck as funny.

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