Failing to 'pour himself a pint' from the brewery's 8,000 barrels, causing a fire and drowning several staff members
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
One delegate from The Silent Majority said, "................."
"I'm very tolerant, me" says one reader "But why can't they be more like us, it ain't natural"
It's a lesson that you don't need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!