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Sound engineer lost in TV garden makeover maze for three years
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Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
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Priti Patel plans to cut homeless people in half, literally
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Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo are leaving the Shire for the Elven Tax Havens
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