Does Rupert Bear sh*t in the woods? …erm…Yes, he does
You can take the bear out of the woods, but when it comes to taking the wood out of the…
Pooh runs rampant as hunny addiction spirals out of control
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some 'pure'.
Uh-oh Seven is hot on the trail of the supervillain, Government Mole
Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content…
Melania lets Donald get off the naughty step
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
As Cummings goes, the Twatter porn censor algorithm is relieved
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out…
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
'It wasn't us', claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani's hair dye.
Government mind control AI as effective as their other IT projects
Plans to use available technology to control the minds of the general public have been thrown into disarray with the…
Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.