Spatch left the competition after his duck failed to impress the judges. The duck wasn't too keen on him either.
I'm very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
"I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural." says Satan
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson's back…