"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul
"ooyabastidfookinell" yield Dad as he made the classic error of walking across his child's bedroom in his socks
A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.
Andy Burnham gets trolled by Boris as the tier system is reintroduced.
Just in time for Xmas, Apple unveils this year's must have Xmas gift, the eagerly anticipated iSock X