For there is little that troubleth a man more, than an errant wife.
I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle…
Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.
Ewan Ewan, professional Welsher, is adamant that Van Gogh was proper Welsh and that going to Europe ruined him.
It seems that Traffic Wardens are handing out their own Death Penalty Notice and the good old public are delighted.
Once more a wave of bullshit emanates from the offices of The Daily Express and sweeps across the country.