Asylum seekers to be sent to a remote island, just not this one
The Orkneys, Shetlands and Anglesey are popular destinations as they are miles away from London.
Newsreaders to get poker-face training following Trump’s positive test
Newsreaders around the world can't stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. "God certainly has a sense of…
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…
Millionaire winner celebrates with a caravan holiday
If he didn't know what to do with it, he could have phoned a friend!
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
It's been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don't know how they survive
Gavin, why did you do that to me? cries chronic underachiever
"I was quite happy with the downgrade, it saved an awkward conversation with my over achieving parents. I just want…
Political transfer market is open for business
No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald
Lawyers acting for the baby demand paternity test
Spokesmen for Eton, Oxford U and Ford Open Prison have confirmed that the baby is on the waiting list.