Political transfer market is open for business
No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald
Lawyers acting for the baby demand paternity test
Spokesmen for Eton, Oxford U and Ford Open Prison have confirmed that the baby is on the waiting list.
Donald Trump to be guinea pig for radical Corona Virus treatment
Despite no medical training what so ever Donald keeps giving out useless medical advice.
Making money is more important than lifesaving, says hedge fund manager
Look, it is the job of a hedge fund to fleece the market if it goes up or down, we…
Queen to give up 30% of her income to help out the less fortunate
The cut means that the minor Royals will have to be furloughed until the crisis is over.
Deaf signer accused of misinterpreting what Boris said
Signer brings the country together when he accidentally calls Boris a wanker
Positive test for Charlie
After working from homes, Charlie, The Prince of Wales, has isolated himself in Scotland
Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation
He is well cared for, the neighbours are keeping a close eye on him, meals are shipped in and the…