Rats flee sinking ship as party boat springs a leak
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.
Brutus and Co start dagger collection for Caesar
The imminent, unexpected and wildly applauded stabbing of Caesar Johnsonius is underway.
Queen to testify that she saw Andrew in Pizza Express
El Queenie to appear in a NYC Court. The Yanks love a Queen, she'll blow them away, says over entitled…
Shock as Tory minister does not fraudulently misuse public money
He's an old-fashioned politician, i.e. one with enough respect for the electorate to not get caught. They don't make them…
‘Greed got me where I am today’ said Fat Boy Johnson
"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon
The Met reclaims streets from Clapham Common protestors
The Met reclaims the streets from women standing quietly, holding candles and remembering the life of a woman, brutally murdered…
ITV airs three hours of silence in memory of Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.
Gove confirms he hasn’t got any mates to give PPE contracts to
At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…