At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…

Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…

It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.

Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault

My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.

Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois

The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.

I'm not having it, you can't go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub