He's an old-fashioned politician, i.e. one with enough respect for the electorate to not get caught. They don't make them…

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon

The Met reclaims the streets from women standing quietly, holding candles and remembering the life of a woman, brutally murdered…

Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.

At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…

Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…

It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.

Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault