My Proud Boys got a bit carried away, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it, it's not my fault.

Ex-President Trump says well, pardonnez-mois

The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.

I'm not having it, you can't go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub

"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul

Andy Burnham gets trolled by Boris as the tier system is reintroduced.

94% effectiveness is a slur on the Vaccines good name! We always give total satisfaction, guaranteed.

I'd already erected the goalposts, painted the lines, and was partway through slicing the oranges.