UN Criticises Priti Patel for using Doctor’s receptionists to repel migrants
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
BBC News in meltdown as young Prince makes tinkle without Nanny
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning…
Priti Patel claims she is innocent after paying off bullying victim
We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…
Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
"I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural." says Satan
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and…
Yorkshire people are banned from London
They are easy to identify with their, pasty white skin, glum expression and ginger tinge
Prince Andrew’s disastrous appearance on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Opting to call a friend, Liz from Windsor she answered "One doesn't know anyone of that name, please don't call…