Ex-Prince Andrew pays out millions despite having done nothing wrong
What's the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can't do who the hell you like?
Boris Johnson to lose passport after admitting cocaine use
Spurs fans stocking up after it's announced that cocaine use would lead to football banning order.
Boris Johnson resists the campaign to get Cox Out
"Nobody works harder from a Caribbean beach than the old Coxster." says Boris.
UN Criticises Priti Patel for using Doctor’s receptionists to repel migrants
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
BBC News in meltdown as young Prince makes tinkle without Nanny
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning…
Priti Patel claims she is innocent after paying off bullying victim
We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…
Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
"I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural." says Satan