Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
"I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural." says Satan
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and…
Yorkshire people are banned from London
They are easy to identify with their, pasty white skin, glum expression and ginger tinge
Prince Andrew’s disastrous appearance on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Opting to call a friend, Liz from Windsor she answered "One doesn't know anyone of that name, please don't call…
Union Jack painted upside-down on BJ’s new plane
How do I know which way the flag's supposed to go? I'm from Rochdale!
Where’s Wally sponsor Boris’s world-beating Track and Trace Programme
The 3 book training programme; Wally goes to Barnard Castle, Wally goes to Specsavers and Wally's in the Rose Garden.
Quarantined footballer discovers a book
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book