Everyone thinks Minister is a soulless machine as he fails The Turing Test
Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.
“Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious” says Mary Poppins
It's not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it's Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
Mount Olympus cited over numerous Health and Safety violations
It's Health and Safety gone mad, before you know it they will stop you having sex with the livestock next.…
Track and Trace Consultants are ‘Geo’ cashing in
It's a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!
Do the quake and Vax, and put the vaccine back
Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn't work!
The Shite strikes Free Trade Agreement with Mordor
The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…
British Fish are as happy as a horse in a lasagne
British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble
Government launches the COVID Regulations Game Show
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.