It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at…

Fat Santa ordered to shield from Corona Virus as his weight, diet and lifestyle means he's in the high-risk group.

I just couldn't get the croissants right, and I can be quite intense when I'm stressed.

Paddington's Marmalade addiction is out of control. He is undergoing treatment to wean him off the orange fruit.

Cardinal Mott Zarella says that putting a pineapple on pizza is a sin.

E-Gulls can stay up for hours, monitoring events before squawking, pooping and flying down to nick your chips

As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.

Howler drones will identify groups of more than 6, then they will deliver an e-bollocking until they've gone