It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at…
Fat Santa ordered to shield from Corona Virus as his weight, diet and lifestyle means he's in the high-risk group.
Paddington's Marmalade addiction is out of control. He is undergoing treatment to wean him off the orange fruit.
E-Gulls can stay up for hours, monitoring events before squawking, pooping and flying down to nick your chips
Howler drones will identify groups of more than 6, then they will deliver an e-bollocking until they've gone