The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit

Humans booted out of the Ape tribe. "Strategically shaved idiot, more like" says Ape

Government to replace the algorithm with scrying and casting the runes.

The Service Contract Assignment Method will ensure transparency when it comes to bribes and back handers

It appears that the policies they have devised are so impenetrably convoluted that even the politicians can't understand them.

It was pink and glittery as advertised, but the skin looked suspiciously like spandex.

Strung Out said "We have all been at a party where someone gets an acoustic guitar and starts playing Wonderwall:…

Satan calls in the Management Consultants after receiving a bigger tax bill than Amazon