Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing…

As soon as the company is registered at Companies House it will be awarded 'loads of dosh' to track and…

Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell…

You sacks of water are a real puzzle, killing each other and breeding replacements, make your mind up.. Says AI

Wearing metallic millinery should be down to personal choice. says foiler

The plot is ruddy hilarious, you'd think it could never happen in real life, but it has

The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit

Humans booted out of the Ape tribe. "Strategically shaved idiot, more like" says Ape