Amazon Prime hits the jackpot with their new series, Clarkson Takes A Dump
Amazon Prime, really rubbing our noses in it.
Nigel Farage promoted to Obergeneralcuntnant in this year’s Honours List
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
Track and Trace find’s Lord Lucan
Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris's children
President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
"Only the cleverest people can play it, I'm so good I get extra points." says Donald
Rashford says “Don’t you make me come down there and sort this out!”
If this Daniel Rashford hadn't starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
Met Police to teach cops not to get caught being racist
He was wearing a loud shirt, after dark, in a built up area. The bastard.
Piers Morgan injures himself by falling off his High Horse
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
Mark Francois to stand in for Boris Johnson
A good soldier is always ready, I've got my potato-peeler