Track and Trace find’s Lord Lucan
Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris's children
President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
"Only the cleverest people can play it, I'm so good I get extra points." says Donald
Rashford says “Don’t you make me come down there and sort this out!”
If this Daniel Rashford hadn't starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
Met Police to teach cops not to get caught being racist
He was wearing a loud shirt, after dark, in a built up area.
Piers Morgan injures himself by falling off his High Horse
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
Mark Francois to stand in for Boris Johnson
A good soldier is always ready, I've got my potato-peeler
Man described by friends as ‘absolutely mental’ diagnosed as ‘a bit of a prat’
People with this condition tend to become office jokers, unwanted party guests or breakfast tv presenters.
If we’re called something else no one will know we did it, says Bank
It was a different time, we are not like that anymore, for God's sake stop going on about us stealing…