"Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man…
Amazon Prime, really rubbing our noses in it.
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
If this Daniel Rashford hadn't starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
He was wearing a loud shirt, after dark, in a built up area. The bastard.
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite