If this Daniel Rashford hadn't starved as a child, who knows where he would have ended up. Arsenal Rovers probably!
He was wearing a loud shirt, after dark, in a built up area.
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
People with this condition tend to become office jokers, unwanted party guests or breakfast tv presenters.
It was a different time, we are not like that anymore, for God's sake stop going on about us stealing…