Vladimir Putin gets cat and moves to secret underground lair
Putin's invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of…
Tories feast on the rotting and bloated flesh of another failed leader
Tories delight "It's just like the good old days" says one MP as he prepares to feast on another failed…
The Boris Johnson apology template to be used by Matt (TFH) Hancock
The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
Masterchef cancelled as Britain runs out of ruddy ducks!
Spatch left the competition after his duck failed to impress the judges. The duck wasn't too keen on him either.
Donald Trump to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
"We're loonies not nutters" said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate
Xmas cheer as Lockdown means Uncle Jack isn’t coming for Xmas
I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it' no fun for the rest of the…
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
Education Department sack the tea lady as exam row rumbles on
The Tea Lady was unavailable, having just bought a 4 bed house in the Cotswolds, a new car and a…