Xmas cheer as Lockdown means Uncle Jack isn’t coming for Xmas
I grew up with him, so you get used to it, but it' no fun for the rest of the…
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
Education Department sack the tea lady as exam row rumbles on
The Tea Lady was unavailable, having just bought a 4 bed house in the Cotswolds, a new car and a…
Government launch Operation Sunkirk to bring Brits home
We need to get these people home before they realise how much better off they are in France
Chris Grayling is The Secret Barrister
The regular attacks on Chris Grayling, by Secret, were a cunning plan to throw investigators off the scent.
BBC News coverage to be cut to 10 minutes a day
'Same shit different day has never been more true than now, we may as well save some dosh' says BBC…
As air quality improves the Eiffel Tower is now visible from The Shard
Would you adam it? fuckin' Paris, says The Mockney Lad.
Grandad, what did you do in the Corona War?
"When it comes to lying in front of the TV all day, doing cock all, I am your man," says…