The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection
Borisina to launch a new range of erotic lingerie
Groovy Gang, Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots get down to the funky ‘No Deal’ disco beat with their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Theresa and the May 'B' Knots release their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Viewers demand new judges for next season of Brexit Factor
Brexit Factor needs new judges and new turns as this years acts are bloomin awful!
Pensioners pump out prescription pills to kids
Grannies using social media to sell prescription drugs to young addicts for money!
British Company wins contract to supply wood, hammer and nails for Saudi Arabian Crucifixions
British continue to develop military and torture markets.