La Liga offer counselling to victims of Messi
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don't have to play him again
Man United crash out of the UEFA LDV Vans Coca-Cola Shield
Man United, booted out of Europe's second most pointless trophy, they don't even have the consolation of a consolation prize…
Quarantined footballer discovers a book
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book
Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Spurs to play all their games behind closed doors
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which...
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit…
With a 2-1 defeat at Man Utd, Mourinho announces that ‘He’s Back!’
Mourinho lets the rest of the Premier League know he is back and that he means business. Following a couple…
FA releases an album of the football fans greatest chants
The FA release an album of football fans greatest chants. Spread Xmas love with "Dirty Northern Bastards" and "It's nice…