Automaton wins the BBC’s annual (Sports) Lack of Personality Award
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Spurs to play all their games behind closed doors
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which...
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit…
WHL pitch will be ready for Jose’s goal-mouth bus
Spurs have prepared the ground as per Jose Mourinho's instructions. The ashpalt and bus parking lines will be dry in…