Fri. Oct 23rd, 2020

Chatty Chimp News (CCN)

Here at Chatty Chimp News (CCN) we are always looking for new ways to bring the news that matters, straight to your door. So, rather than go to all the effort of reading a story, why not watch it?


Emily was at the Compass Community Arts exhibition and agreed to read the Chatty Chimp’s story about the release of Jeremey Corbyn from police custody. This was on the basis that they could find no evidence he was trying to bring down the duly elected government of the day.

Jeremy Corbyn released from custody

James Bond has his licence to kill revoked

At Compass Community Arts recent exhibition one of the visitors was the actor, Tim Marriott. We were able to persuade him to read one of our stories.

James Bond has licence to kill revoked read by Tim Marriott

Alabama offers Tommy Robinson political asylum

Compass Community Arts recently held an exhibition of satirical art, we persuaded Claudia to read our Tommy Robinson story for the camera.

Birmingham, Alabama offers Tommy Robinson political asylum

Old Guy Doing Forms

Here is one of our writers, Old Guy. When Chatty first saw Old Guy Doing Forms on Twitter, he thought he was literally, filling out forms. Chatty is an idiot. Here is a video of Old Guy being Ninja. You can find him on YouTube and Twitter.

Old Guy Doing Forms

Nigel Farage finally gets the message

Compass Community Arts recently held an exhibition of satirical art. We were able to persuade Fenya to read our Nigel Farage story.

Nigel Farage finally gets the message read by Fenya

Chatty Chimp’s Breaking News

Breaking News with Brice Ledingham

One woman mourns the loss of her fashion sense

The shame of it!

Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar

I’m not a liar, honestly!

Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket?

You have more chance of becoming an astronaut than winning the lottery

My Friend Billy

My Friend Billy has got a …

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