When it comes to justifying failure you need someone with lots of experience.
Tonight’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Police hunt for the last Australian yet to appear in Neighbours
Cobber is asked to come forward and fulfil his public duty by appearing in an episode of the show
Markets rally as Donald leads an anti-Corona Virus prayer meeting
Of course more poor people will die, that is because the American God doesn’t like poor people.
Government opens up HS3, a chuffing service from Caernarfon to Rhyl
The Welsh Musket Train flying from Caernarfon to Rhyl in a day and a half.
BJ’s word ban spells joy for makers of correction fluid
Shares in Tittex have risen sharply as Boris bans the use of certain words as he tries to spin his web of lies. Correction fluid now in short supply
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Sun editor sacked after discovery of shameful link to Pontius Pilate
Sun editor sacked after discovery of link to Pontius Pilate discovered. Other staff members promoted after antecedents include, Vlad, Caligula and Goebbels
Scottish Tourist F*cked Off By Rush Hour London Underground Bulls**t
Glaswegian less than impressed with behaviour on the London Tube System. ‘It’s f*ckin nuts’ he cries as heads back North.
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Plans underway to find a suitable ditch for Boris Johnson
Dig a ditch for Boris. Concerns raised that he won’t honour his promise to be found ‘dead in a ditch’ if Brexit is delayed.
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