Meanwhile, as Andrew goes to live in penury in a Royal castle, Rachel admits paperwork is not her strong point.
Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes
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Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink
After the farting dog tax, what’s next? Bringing back the Windows Tax? A tax on gullibility? Rejoin the EU?
58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption
That’s it, I’ve done my bit, someone else can be the adult, I’ve had enough.
Put a tiger in your tank
Treasury says kerching as oil companies ditch renewables for oil and gas drilling. Esso Tiger eats Just Stop Oil protestor.
“DON’T TAX US” SAYS RICH BASTARDS ALLIANCE
Taxing the rich is discriminatory claim the wealthy. “Do you know how hard it is to live on £10 mill a year?2 says Giles Giles
Get 40% off the Rolls Royce Reeves
R U Rich? Very, very rich? Then you deserve 40% of our latest model, The Rolls Royce Reeves. Get it while the government lasts.
Man with 1,487 spare bedrooms comforts the homeless
“Do you have room for a single mother of three? You do, how lovely” says Prince
Man City dish out the dosh to make ludicrous charges disappear
City’s Middle Eastern owners have poured billions into the Club, enabling the team to come out of the shadows of its formerly illustrious neighbour, Oldham Athletic.
Starmer plots Labour Dynasty as he launches Tory Lite with attack on OAPs
It worked for the Tories, it can work for me, I’ve 14 glorious years ahead.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers following a mass shooting at (The school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
NRA’s mass shooting response template leaked online. “Journalism is a doddle” says media critic.
Rishi Sunak set to play his joker! Tory votes to count double!
If Tory votes count double we might get as many as forty votes!
Royal Family to get in on the Tory Gravy Boat
Andrew tried it by giving that nice young gal $12 million but we thought about it and decided it was the wrong way round.
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