UN Criticises Priti Patel for using Doctor’s receptionists to repel migrants
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
Unlike Gavin, can you tell if this man plays rugby or football?
The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!
Guild of Fairies denies any association with Boris Johnson
The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…
Queen’s funeral plans released, British tat makers say “Kerching, Ma’am”
As Britain contemplates life under King Charlie, souvenir tea towel makers are ramping up production.
Shapps introduces conscription to end HGV Driver shortage
Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…
Charitable Chatty raises funds to buy Boris a lifetime supply of condoms
Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…
Amazon Prime hits the jackpot with their new series, Clarkson Takes A Dump
Amazon Prime, really rubbing our noses in it.
Charlie Duckins turns to our Victorian Problem Pages for help and advice
For there is little that troubleth a man more, than an errant wife.