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Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 23, 2023

Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 15, 2023

Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2023

BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 13, 2023

The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 5, 2023

Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives

By thecrownprince on Dec 16, 2022

Uxbridge chooses Boris Johnson as their Village Idiot

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 23, 2023
Boris is an arse

Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.

Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 15, 2023

Free doggy day care and some other rubbish about pension benefits for the rich and the workhouse for the sick, disabled and over-fifties.

Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2023

Right-whingers have become an oppressed minority and they need somewhere safe to be racist, sexist homophobic royalists.

BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker

By thehappymonkey12 on Mar 13, 2023
BBC

When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F

The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 5, 2023
Trump in temper tantrum

It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.

Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives

By thecrownprince on Dec 16, 2022

Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK

Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto

By binty on Dec 4, 2022
Santa

Harrods hires Satan for the Grotto, second-rate guitarists, Apprentice candidates and Tory MP’s are queuing out the door!

Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty

By on Nov 23, 2022

Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence

I’m a Tory Get Me Out of Here!

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 14, 2022
Matt Hancock

Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.

Nutella Braverman sends spy a “Please ignore my previous email” request

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 30, 2022

A furore has blown up after the Home Secretary, Nutella Braverman, sent classified emails using Gmail. Concerns arose when the Russian News agency published a story outlining Nutella’s strategy for dealing with […]

Britain’s remaining Tory voter to turn out the lights

By thehappymonkey12 on Oct 10, 2022

“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.

5-yr-old brought in to explain Liz Truss’s energy cap to Liz Truss

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 30, 2022

Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!

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Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

Hunt hails ‘historic’ budget as he unveils free doggy day care for all

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Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford

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BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker

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