This summer brought season two of the hit series The Farage Riots to our screens. The new series aired relentlessly on all the major news channels. As the nation continued to scroll […]
Farage Riots – Season Two ‘Not as good as the original,’ says TV Critic
Nigel Farage Misses Gold at Hide-and-Seek Championship
He may be slipperier than an eel in an oil tanker but even Nigel Mirage can catch Donald Trump!
“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage
“Work harder” says Frottage. “Don’t you mean work smarter?”. “No, I ahd it right the first time.”
What Christ really said about the Christmas Market
“Mass market masses for the masses” said the Pope. “Get your blessings here! £10 a blessing. Hands laid on for free.” Said the Archbish of C.
Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes
Meanwhile, as Andrew goes to live in penury in a Royal castle, Rachel admits paperwork is not her strong point.
Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull
Unable to house people in hotels, the Government has resorted to moving them to Hull. When that’s full Doncaster will be next.
Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink
After the farting dog tax, what’s next? Bringing back the Windows Tax? A tax on gullibility? Rejoin the EU?
58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption
That’s it, I’ve done my bit, someone else can be the adult, I’ve had enough.
Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?
The AI-generated content was criticised for being ‘woefully inaccurate, mindlessly repetitive and a hate-filled diatribe’. The company declared it a success.
Trump urges America to send thoughts and prayers to Elon in his time of greed
Now, more than ever the left-wing commie scum is trying to make society fairer for all, we all need to help Elon in his fight to stop this.
Splitters split from party as Reform UK Ltd v2 splits!
Reform UK Ltd, reforms as Reform Yuk, Reform Fuk U, Reform CUK, Refrom Suks and Putin’s little helper carries on the grift.
Put a tiger in your tank
Treasury says kerching as oil companies ditch renewables for oil and gas drilling. Esso Tiger eats Just Stop Oil protestor.
The Chatty Chimp 