Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
This could open new job opportunities in gas creation. Imagine hundreds of middle aged men spending all day drinking beer…
Catastrophic scenes at cattery as police maim bungling burglar in botched burglary.
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!
The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…
As Britain contemplates life under King Charlie, souvenir tea towel makers are ramping up production.