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The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 5, 2023

Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives

By thecrownprince on Dec 16, 2022

Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto

By binty on Dec 4, 2022

Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty

By on Nov 23, 2022

I’m a Tory Get Me Out of Here!

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 14, 2022

Nutella Braverman sends spy a “Please ignore my previous email” request

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 30, 2022

The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 5, 2023
Trump in temper tantrum

It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.

Daily Express editor suffers orgasmic death as snow arrives

By thecrownprince on Dec 16, 2022

Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK

Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto

By binty on Dec 4, 2022
Santa

Harrods hires Satan for the Grotto, second-rate guitarists, Apprentice candidates and Tory MP’s are queuing out the door!

Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty

By on Nov 23, 2022

Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence

I’m a Tory Get Me Out of Here!

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 14, 2022
Matt Hancock

Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.

Nutella Braverman sends spy a “Please ignore my previous email” request

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 30, 2022

A furore has blown up after the Home Secretary, Nutella Braverman, sent classified emails using Gmail. Concerns arose when the Russian News agency published a story outlining Nutella’s strategy for dealing with […]

Britain’s remaining Tory voter to turn out the lights

By thehappymonkey12 on Oct 10, 2022

“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.

5-yr-old brought in to explain Liz Truss’s energy cap to Liz Truss

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 30, 2022

Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!

Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 24, 2022

“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.

The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 21, 2022
Greed is good

As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.

Graham Brady receives letters of no confidence in Liz Truss

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 5, 2022

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.

Boris Johnson to be elevated to Sainthood

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 4, 2022
Bozo at the fringe

“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.

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Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto

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