Amazon Prime hits the jackpot with their new series, Clarkson Takes A Dump
Amazon Prime, really rubbing our noses in it.
Charlie Duckins turns to our Victorian Problem Pages for help and advice
For there is little that troubleth a man more, than an errant wife.
Italy v England, what’s the difference?
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Rumours of The Chatty Chimp’s demise were a little previous
Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
The Boris Johnson apology template to be used by Matt (TFH) Hancock
The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
Long lost Charlie Duckins poem discovered in Chatty’s archives
I wish I was your bumble bee, my heart all true and solemn, I’d buzz around your honey-pot and suckle…
It’s time for The Chatty Chimp to wander off in search of a new tyre swing
The Chatty Chimp says goodbye.c
Everyone thinks Minister is a soulless machine as he fails The Turing Test
Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.