It’s Health and Safety gone mad, before you know it they will stop you having sex with the livestock next. Now, where is that Swan?
Mount Olympus cited over numerous Health and Safety violations
Catholic Church in schism over Pineapple on Pizza
Cardinal Mott Zarella says that putting a pineapple on pizza is a sin.
Management Consultants go to Hell
Satan calls in the Management Consultants after receiving a bigger tax bill than Amazon
God, the Big G, the Lad Himself, has decided to self-isolate
The Big G has self-isolated, his Doctor insists it is merely a precaution. The faithful would pray for him but ….
DUP outraged to discover homosexuality isn’t compulsory
After same-sex marriage was legalised in Northern Ireland the DUP were gutted to learn it wasn’t compulsory
Pope Francis to star in Rocky 8 ‘Who’s the Daddy?’
In the Red Corner, The Holy Roller himself, it’s The Pope and in the Blue Corner the undisputed hero Crocky Balboa
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
Jesus Christ has moved to disassociate himself from Ann Widdecombe
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics
National Psychic Association warns of the danger of fake psychics.
St Bastard’s Comprehensive closed when Religious Studies students attempted to re-enact the Crucifixion
St Bastard’s Comprehensive closed when Religious Studies students attempted to re-enact the Crucifixion
Qatar’s bestselling book is ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’
Qatari Sociologist, Basher Al Hardah’s academic treatise ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’ is at the top of the Arab Times best seller list. The handy guide, with its’ simple easy […]
Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease
Unalterable People’s Vote means homeopathy will be used to treat Heart Disease
The Chatty Chimp 