With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.
Will Williamson Win the Chris Grayling Achievement Award?
Clean Your Fridge Campaign launched as mouldy food achieves sentience
The mould evolved after the internet enabled fridge accessed Google
Mutant AI sues Boris Johnson for defamation
You sacks of water are a real puzzle, killing each other and breeding replacements, make your mind up.. Says AI
Education Department sack the tea lady as exam row rumbles on
The Tea Lady was unavailable, having just bought a 4 bed house in the Cotswolds, a new car and a French holiday home.
Gavin, why did you do that to me? cries chronic underachiever
“I was quite happy with the downgrade, it saved an awkward conversation with my over achieving parents. I just want to go to Uni to drink, smoke pot and meet girls that I’ll totally fail to get off with.” Typical Student
For Scrying Out Loud
Government to replace the algorithm with scrying and casting the runes.
Attempts to organise a piss-up in a brewery on hold
Failing to ‘pour himself a pint’ from the brewery’s 8,000 barrels, causing a fire and drowning several staff members
Eton, Oxford and The Royal Family outlawed as White Supremacist Groups
Elite organisations that hold the power, the money and all the influence. What could be wrong with that?
Highgate Head claims being a ‘Shakra and Vibration Guru’ doesn’t qualify you as a key worker
Look after your own bloody child says stressed out head and take your bloody crystals with you
Teachers claim “there are not enough hours in the day” so the DfE has increased the day to 27 hours
In its relentless drive to make teachers lives more miserable, the DfE has added 3 extra hours to the day, claiming that ‘now there are enough hours’.
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow for Gloop
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow and her groundbreaking work with her company, Gloop. Proving looks trumps brains, every time.
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ asks idiot
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ Let’s not throw good money after people who will never vote Tory says idiot
The Chatty Chimp 