Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge
Johnson brings back tier system to piss off Andy Burnham
Andy Burnham gets trolled by Boris as the tier system is reintroduced.
Labour Party in bitter infighting shock
Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Patient sues NHS after receiving blood from a Tory donor
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
Jeremy Corbyn promises free kittens and puppies for everyone
Jeremy Corbyn promises every house a new puppy or kitten if Labour win the next election, the plan will be paid through increased tax on Dog Jacket makers.
Boris sends his favourite bath-sponge to help the people of South Yorkshire
Boris Johnson’s responds to the flooding crisis in South Yorkshire by sending his favourite bath-sponge. They aren’t Tory consituencies, so why bother?
Sky News Office Chair To Run In General Election
The Sky News Office Chair is to run in the General Election. Since out performing James Cleverly in a recent interview, the chair’s popularity has soared.
Corbyn released as no evidence he’s trying to bring down government
Following his arrest under the Terrorism Act, Jeremy Corbyn has been released as there’s insufficient evidence he intended to bring down the government.
List of Things Jeremy Corbyn Does and Doesn’t Give A F*ck About
In an effort to understand Jezza, some very bright people have put together a list of things Jeremy Corbyn does and does not give a f*ck about.
Jeremy Corbyn Prorogue’s Labour Party Conference
Fed up with his troublesome delegates, especially now he can’t be one, Jeremy Corbyn has decided to Prorogue the Labour Party Conference.
Jeremy Corbyn issues letter announcing his candidacy for Tory Leader
Yesterday Jeremy Corbyn issued a letter formally announcing his candidacy for the position of Tory Party Leader. In what his supporters labelled as a cunning and daring move, Mr Corbyn has decided […]
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he?
Corbyn confirms support for 2nd Brexit referendum or does he? Is he remain, leave or still stuck on the fence/
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