Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!
The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…
Let's club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their…
Chatty's back and he's bloody annoyed with England's plastic patriots. You've woken him from his afternoon nap.
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