Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.

"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon

We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…

There are plans to extend the renewable energy scheme to Town Halls, Churches and Piers Morgan's studio.

Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault

Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn't work!

"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone

A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.