It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.
“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
On the plus side, we did find Priti Patel’s compassion hidden on a barren rock 4.4 billion light years away.
That’ll show ’em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton
“Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!” says Vlad the Bad
Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of hand.
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.
The imminent, unexpected and wildly applauded stabbing of Caesar Johnsonius is underway.
Let’s club together and make sure that no more children have to suffer the shame of admitting Boris is their Dad.