"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone

A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.

Jacob Sea-Fogg confirmed he was ok as he'd moved all his money to Dublin and bought County Kildare.

Andy Burnham gets trolled by Boris as the tier system is reintroduced.

Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content…

The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.

Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it's outrageous, we'd never behave like that!

I'm very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!