I'm very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!

Selling Avon is opening so many doors! Have you seen our new concealer? I use it myself.

Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English. How can ye believe play music…

I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian's Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the…

Discovery of a Golden McNuggett sparks gold rush. The rare Scottish delicacy is thought to be worth millions when sold…

Nicola Sturgeon backs Vote Chair campaign, as it's invited to Scotland where she’s hoping to capitalise on The Chair’s increasing…

The Beatles legendary Yellow Submarine is to be re-purposed as a Trident Nuclear Submarine. As it's to be based in…

The Ministry of Defence has locked up a tired Scottish Tourist after he had a 'bit of a sit down'…