Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can,…

"Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man…

The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.

Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!

This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel

The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…

Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…

The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…