Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!

This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel

The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…

Conscription will make the most of teenagers ability to sit on their arse for hours on end, while eating junk…

The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.

"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone