The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone
Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.
Other countries look at Britain and think, 'What are those guys on? Can we get some?'