
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.
Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.
“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.
As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
On the plus side, we did find Priti Patel’s compassion hidden on a barren rock 4.4 billion light years away.
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
“Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!” says Vlad the Bad
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.
Of course there is a shortage of Xmas toys, Boris has bought them all for his kids!
This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel