The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.

"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone

Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.

A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.

Jacob Sea-Fogg confirmed he was ok as he'd moved all his money to Dublin and bought County Kildare.

Other countries look at Britain and think, 'What are those guys on? Can we get some?'