It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at…

Anyone entering Frangleterre will require a blue passport, travel insurance and a GB sticker on the back of the car.

The Orkneys, Shetlands and Anglesey are popular destinations as they are miles away from London.

As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.

If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…

It's been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don't know how they survive

Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?

Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing…