It’s Health and Safety gone mad, before you know it they will stop you having sex with the livestock next. Now, where is that Swan?
Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn’t work!
94% effectiveness is a slur on the Vaccines good name! We always give total satisfaction, guaranteed.
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some ‘pure’.
Paddington’s Marmalade addiction is out of control. He is undergoing treatment to wean him off the orange fruit.
Even though Matt took off his shoes, they couldn’t keep up with the rising numbers.
Corona Virus pandemic has forced three of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse into self-isolation Death, however, is still at work.
Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris’s children
Unless we abide by social distancing rules, we will all be back on the bloody doorstep, clapping
The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit
When it comes to justifying failure you need someone with lots of experience.
Failing to ‘pour himself a pint’ from the brewery’s 8,000 barrels, causing a fire and drowning several staff members