The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
"There's no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!" says The Blonde Balloon
At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…
Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault
I'd already erected the goalposts, painted the lines, and was partway through slicing the oranges.
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some 'pure'.
Other countries look at Britain and think, 'What are those guys on? Can we get some?'