The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!” says The Blonde Balloon
At times it’s hard to be Tory, when you don’t have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts to.
Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault
94% effectiveness is a slur on the Vaccines good name! We always give total satisfaction, guaranteed.
I’d already erected the goalposts, painted the lines, and was partway through slicing the oranges.
Pooh has bene caught in an undercover hunnytrap. After the fuzz tried to by some ‘pure’.
Other countries look at Britain and think, ‘What are those guys on? Can we get some?’
Plans are afoot to build a huge Nightingale hotel on the banks of the River Styx, to cope with queues for post BREXIT afterlife transcendence. On January 1st 2021, freedom of transcendence […]
Even though Matt took off his shoes, they couldn’t keep up with the rising numbers.
Howler drones will identify groups of more than 6, then they will deliver an e-bollocking until they’ve gone
Corona Virus pandemic has forced three of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse into self-isolation Death, however, is still at work.