Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Breaking News – Corbyn’s Concession Speech
Corbyn’s hails the 159 seat deficit to the Tory Party as a Labour victory. ‘We’ve delivered a majority government, it’s just not ours!”
Jeremy and Boris go head to head on Countdown
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!
Leaders Debate poll results show all four lost
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
Jeremy Corbyn promises free kittens and puppies for everyone
Jeremy Corbyn promises every house a new puppy or kitten if Labour win the next election, the plan will be paid through increased tax on Dog Jacket makers.
Fat Cats get to work fewer hours for more money
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
The Conservative Party Apology Template (GE19 Edition)
Once again the Tory party has managed to offend just abouit everyone who is not a party member. Here is the party’s apology template, for daily use.
Boris to set his Dad on Jeremy unless he stops being a meanie
Boris to send his Dad round to Jeremy’s as tension escalates over a General Election. Possible that this year’s nativity may be cancelled.
Corbyn released as no evidence he’s trying to bring down government
Following his arrest under the Terrorism Act, Jeremy Corbyn has been released as there’s insufficient evidence he intended to bring down the government.
Britain to pretend the last three years didn’t happen
Britain is to engage in the very British trait of pretending that the last three years have simply not happened. That way we can all get along again.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
University Challenge rules out ‘Corbyn’ as answer to anything
University Challenge has ruled out Jeremy Corbyn as an answer to anything. After years of trying they are unable to come up with a suitable question.