Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Corbyn’s hails the 159 seat deficit to the Tory Party as a Labour victory. ‘We’ve delivered a majority government, it’s just not ours!”
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
Jeremy Corbyn promises every house a new puppy or kitten if Labour win the next election, the plan will be paid through increased tax on Dog Jacket makers.
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
Once again the Tory party has managed to offend just abouit everyone who is not a party member. Here is the party’s apology template, for daily use.
Boris to send his Dad round to Jeremy’s as tension escalates over a General Election. Possible that this year’s nativity may be cancelled.
Following his arrest under the Terrorism Act, Jeremy Corbyn has been released as there’s insufficient evidence he intended to bring down the government.
Britain is to engage in the very British trait of pretending that the last three years have simply not happened. That way we can all get along again.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
University Challenge has ruled out Jeremy Corbyn as an answer to anything. After years of trying they are unable to come up with a suitable question.