The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!

The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…

The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock

It's a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!

We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…

At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.

The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.