It's a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!

We would like to make it clear that there is no suggestion that an enormous cash pay off in anyway…

At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…

With help and support it is possible that Gavin Williamson will be able to surpass the achievements of Chris Grayling.

The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.

Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it's outrageous, we'd never behave like that!

Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.

Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.