Brexit Opportunities Minister makes the most of his opportunity to sell the Pound
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can,…
Brits promise to punish Putin by not buying a Lada
That'll show 'em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton
Priti Patel opens Pop Up Taco Bar to help Ukrainian Refugees
"Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man…
Rats flee sinking ship as party boat springs a leak
The Party Boat, HMS Moronic, crashes into ice berg, rats flee to save their own skins.
Brutus and Co start dagger collection for Caesar
The imminent, unexpected and wildly applauded stabbing of Caesar Johnsonius is underway.
Boris Johnson resists the campaign to get Cox Out
"Nobody works harder from a Caribbean beach than the old Coxster." says Boris.
Unlike Gavin, can you tell if this man plays rugby or football?
The man can't tell the difference between rugby and football, it's outrageous. It's just not cricket!
Guild of Fairies denies any association with Boris Johnson
The fairies deny any association with Boris Johnson and they are up in arms at the suggestion, the unicorns aren't…