
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Boris is such an idiot that he struggles to find Uxbridge on a map, let alone visit the place.
Free doggy day care and some other rubbish about pension benefits for the rich and the workhouse for the sick, disabled and over-fifties.
Right-whingers have become an oppressed minority and they need somewhere safe to be racist, sexist homophobic royalists.
Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.
A furore has blown up after the Home Secretary, Nutella Braverman, sent classified emails using Gmail. Concerns arose when the Russian News agency published a story outlining Nutella’s strategy for dealing with […]
“You don’t get something for nothing unless your mates with ministers, oligarchs, crooks and posh boys from Eton. It’s the British way. says Derek.
Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
“Finally, someone appreciates everything I have done.” Says St Boris of Bumbletown, patron saint of liars, cheats and swindlers.
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
That’ll show ’em says classic car enthusiast and peace protestor, Ian Napton
“Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!” says Vlad the Bad