Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content of his compost heap.
Uh-oh Seven is hot on the trail of the supervillain, Government Mole
Union Jack painted upside-down on BJ’s new plane
How do I know which way the flag’s supposed to go? I’m from Rochdale!
Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support
Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
Grayling Airways flight to Dusseldorf lands at Edinburgh Airport
Grayling Airways flight lands in Edinburgh, Germany, by mistake. Passengers take full responsibility
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
Chris Grayling accidently awards the £33 million freight handling contract to Thomas the Tank and The Fat Controller
The status of the latest winter storm has been upgraded to catastrophic and renamed Storm Grayling
The status of the latest winter storm has been upgraded to catastrophic and renamed Storm Grayling
Southern Rail to be more accurately renamed as Southern Buses
Southern Rail to be more accurately named Southern Buses
Chris Grayling approves the change
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
Seaborne Freight wins the award for The Most Outstanding Ferry Company of The Year
UK selects The Okey-Cokey as its entry into The Eurovision Song Contest
UK selects The Okey-Cokey as its entry into The Eurovision Song Contest
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
Seaborne Freight turns to Somali Pirates for help manning their non-existent fleet
The Chatty Chimp 