Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.
British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble
Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
Jacob Rees-Mogg wins a Best Actor BAFTA for Dracula. He was so believable as the callous, rapacious blood sucker, it was as though he were a Vampire.
In answer to the question: This Xmas what do you get the man who has everything? In Jacob Rees-Mogg’s case, the answer is the county of Hampshire.
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
Even though the Election isn’t underway the strain is clearly telling on JRM. Thinking he was discussing Brexit, it turned out to be Grenfell. Juggins!
European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.
Jacob Rees-Mogg the Victorian MP has signed a deal to become the face of reclining lounge furniture manufacturer: PomPosity
The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again
Jacob Rees-Mogg to star as the Baddie in the next Bond film bringing an authenticate air of sinister, menace.