Jacob Rees-Mogg – The Chatty Chimp

Brexit Opportunities Minister makes the most of his opportunity to sell the Pound

By colin on Apr 30, 2022

Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”

Everyone thinks Minister is a soulless machine as he fails The Turing Test

By on Apr 28, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.

British Fish are as happy as a horse in a lasagne

By on Jan 15, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble

European BDSM Research Group aren’t getting their punishment

By on Dec 28, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.

Jacob Rees-Mogg wins BAFTA for his role in Dracula

By thecrownprince on Jan 14, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Jacob Rees-Mogg wins a Best Actor BAFTA for Dracula. He was so believable as the callous, rapacious blood sucker, it was as though he were a Vampire.

Jacob Rees-Mogg gets Hampshire for Xmas

By on Dec 20, 2019

In answer to the question: This Xmas what do you get the man who has everything? In Jacob Rees-Mogg’s case, the answer is the county of Hampshire.

EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win

By colin on Nov 27, 2019

Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders

“Sorry, forget my own head next” says Jacob Rees-Mogg

By colin on Nov 6, 2019

Even though the Election isn’t underway the strain is clearly telling on JRM. Thinking he was discussing Brexit, it turned out to be Grenfell. Juggins!

ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe

By on Oct 10, 2019

European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.