Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.

Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning…

Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.

Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world…

COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.

The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.

I'm not having it, you can't go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub

"This song is incredibly insensitive, with its insidious subtext and elitist culture" says woke singleton, Paul