NASA beaten by Ant and Dec on launch day
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport,…
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and…
Government launch Operation Sunkirk to bring Brits home
We need to get these people home before they realise how much better off they are in France
‘Keep the statues’ says the blonde balloon.
Apart from Amritsar, the Mau Mau, the Irish Famine, the Slave Trade, Concentration Camps, Partition and Famine in India WHAT…
As the toilet paper shortage begins to bite, Greta Thunberg urges people to recycle
"Please recycle your used bog roll, save the planet and don't destroy my future" says Greta
Corona Virus outbreak means we can all stop hugging each other
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they...
Britain to pretend the last three years didn’t happen
Britain is to engage in the very British trait of pretending that the last three years have simply not happened.…
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic 'lower-class' living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.