As Britain contemplates life under King Charlie, souvenir tea towel makers are ramping up production.
Queen’s funeral plans released, British tat makers say “Kerching, Ma’am”
NASA beaten by Ant and Dec on launch day
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport, people might respond better to them.
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and Hancockup19 failed to fix the problem.
Government launch Operation Sunkirk to bring Brits home
We need to get these people home before they realise how much better off they are in France
‘Keep the statues’ says the blonde balloon.
Apart from Amritsar, the Mau Mau, the Irish Famine, the Slave Trade, Concentration Camps, Partition and Famine in India WHAT HAVE THE BRITISH EVER DONE FOR US?
As the toilet paper shortage begins to bite, Greta Thunberg urges people to recycle
“Please recycle your used bog roll, save the planet and don’t destroy my future” says Greta
Corona Virus outbreak means we can all stop hugging each other
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they can stop hugging people they barely know. For the last twenty years the British people have been […]
Britain to pretend the last three years didn’t happen
Britain is to engage in the very British trait of pretending that the last three years have simply not happened. That way we can all get along again.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
British Culture is alive and well
Whatever happens in the aftemath of Brexit it will be vital to showw the World that British Culture is alive and well. My Friend Billy….
Gove surprised the EU says Au Revoir mon ami
Minister says as long as we maintain the plucky attitude which saw us through the Blitz and we sing songs about the Germans, everything will be all right.
BA IT Failure inspires British traveller to build a business
Plucky British traveller gets stranded at Gatwick following an IT Failure comes up with the clever idea of using pen and paper.
The Chatty Chimp 