Using a great fire to make people homeless is a small price to pay for making me even richer, says…

Corona Virus pandemic has forced three of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse into self-isolation Death, however, is still at…

Everyone will get a Zorbing Ball, that way they can socially distance, stay safe and save the plastics industry.

Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.

Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris's children

Unless we abide by social distancing rules, we will all be back on the bloody doorstep, clapping

The 3 book training programme; Wally goes to Barnard Castle, Wally goes to Specsavers and Wally's in the Rose Garden.

We did everything we could, when we should have done it, even though we didn't know what we were doing!