“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!” says The Blonde Balloon
It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
94% effectiveness is a slur on the Vaccines good name! We always give total satisfaction, guaranteed.
No, it’s not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Plans are afoot to build a huge Nightingale hotel on the banks of the River Styx, to cope with queues for post BREXIT afterlife transcendence. On January 1st 2021, freedom of transcendence […]
Using a great fire to make people homeless is a small price to pay for making me even richer, says Sir Richard Head.
Corona Virus pandemic has forced three of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse into self-isolation Death, however, is still at work.
Everyone will get a Zorbing Ball, that way they can socially distance, stay safe and save the plastics industry.
Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.
Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris’s children