What’s the point of being a rich, powerful, connected, white-man if you can’t do who the hell you like?
As Britain contemplates life under King Charlie, souvenir tea towel makers are ramping up production.
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning with a bid of £2,000.
It’s a brilliant solution, we can sit back and trouser the readies while unpaid volunteers do all the work, kerching!
Meghan and Harry announce that they are going to live a more private life in the full glare of world wide publicity.
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
Opting to call a friend, Liz from Windsor she answered “One doesn’t know anyone of that name, please don’t call here again!”
The cut means that the minor Royals will have to be furloughed until the crisis is over.
After working from homes, Charlie, The Prince of Wales, has isolated himself in Scotland
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation so security services have removed his personal protection squad.
Harry and Meghan have left the family firm and are starting out on their own. He’s handy with a spanner and she’ll be great at selling on QVC