Anyone refusing to pay, has the option to swim, after all, it’s a free country. What’s more, our landing points are miles away from anywhere, just like the real thing!
Ryan Air launch Calais/Dover Ferry Service
Breaking News – Nigel Farage’s acceptance speech
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP’s. He warns Boris that he must deliver on tax cuts for the rich!
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play
Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob
Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions
SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist. He struggles to deal with the humiliation.
The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again
The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
Brexititis sufferer makes an emotional appeal to European Court of Justice to be allowed to die
Ian Napton, has appealed directly to the European Court of Justice to be allowed permanent relief from his Brexititis, by being allowed to die.
Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering the party is ‘a little bit racist’
Farage and Evans quit UKIP after discovering it’s ‘a little bit racist’
The Chatty Chimp 