Everyone thinks Minister is a soulless machine as he fails The Turing Test
Audience identifies minsters responses as a machine. Turing left baffled.
BBC News in meltdown as young Prince makes tinkle without Nanny
Meanwhile the mop used to clean the toilet is for sale on EBAY, where a Mr N Witch is winning…
Sir Moore Patrick claims that Astronomy isn’t funny anymore
Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.
“Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious” says Mary Poppins
It's not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it's Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
New evidence shows Van Gogh-Gogh-Gogh was born in Wales
Ewan Ewan, professional Welsher, is adamant that Van Gogh was proper Welsh and that going to Europe ruined him.
Mount Olympus cited over numerous Health and Safety violations
It's Health and Safety gone mad, before you know it they will stop you having sex with the livestock next.…
‘Traffic Wardens issue their own death penalty notice’ says shock study
It seems that Traffic Wardens are handing out their own Death Penalty Notice and the good old public are delighted.
Shock as Tory minister does not fraudulently misuse public money
He's an old-fashioned politician, i.e. one with enough respect for the electorate to not get caught. They don't make them…