Right-whingers have become an oppressed minority and they need somewhere safe to be racist, sexist homophobic royalists.
Waitrose opens a Tory Refugee Centre in Guilford
BBC makes a Schrödinger’s Apology to St Gary of Lineker
When is an apology not an apology? “Usually when you have done something wrong!” Says Sigmund F
Italy v England, what’s the difference?
Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Rumours of The Chatty Chimp’s demise were a little previous
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
“Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious” says Mary Poppins
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
La Liga offer counselling to victims of Messi
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don’t have to play him again
Man United crash out of the UEFA LDV Vans Coca-Cola Shield
Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.
“I give 110%, but it turns out I am shite!” says Professional Footballer
Now matter how hard I try, it turns out that I am really shite, admits Professional Footballer, 110% is not enough!
Political transfer market is open for business
No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald
Quarantined footballer discovers a book
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book
Premier League season to be finished using Subbuteo
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
The Chatty Chimp 