Having relegated Middlesbrough, we thought Gareth Southgate was perfect for the England job, says FA Spokesman.
Chatty’s back and he’s bloody annoyed with England’s plastic patriots. You’ve woken him from his afternoon nap.
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
I am considering moving to Manchester United, so I don’t have to play him again
Man United, booted out of Europe’s second most pointless trophy, they don’t even have the consolation of a consolation prize in Le Consolation cup.
Now matter how hard I try, it turns out that I am really shite, admits Professional Footballer, 110% is not enough!
No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald
Man Utd player asks for the EPL to be delayed so he can finish his book
Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League. The club said that following […]
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit of fight to the team