Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Daily Express Editor orgasms to death as snow actually arrives
As Cummings goes, the Twatter porn censor algorithm is relieved
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out of control.
Isolated tribe of Special Advisers roam the corridors of power
It appears that the policies they have devised are so impenetrably convoluted that even the politicians can’t understand them.
Illegal partygoers to be Strung Out!
Strung Out said “We have all been at a party where someone gets an acoustic guitar and starts playing Wonderwall: The room clears in seconds.
President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
“Only the cleverest people can play it, I’m so good I get extra points.” says Donald
The Internet cannot be broken by a post about plastic hooks, says Expert
A post about yellow plastic hooks can’t break the internet says expert but Traci says hers stopped working after viewing the post
Stay Alert and keep 2 metres away from The Daily Mail
If you are accidently exposed to The Daily Mail, please contact the authorities and book counselling, pictures of puppies may alleviate your distress.
Covid App trial cancelled after designer’s Gran signs up to Tinder by mistake
Well I never, i thought it would alert me to infected people, never did I dream it was a shopping list of eligible men.
‘NAMETESTS’ App Tells Truth Shock
Answering pointless questions on social media unexpectedly reveals the truth about you.
National plea for relief from Tedious Uplifting Songs
For God’s sake spare us from this uplifting shite!
Toilet Roll shortage leads to surge in demand for Piers Morgan’s Biography
Not as good as the real thing says one user, my finger ripped through!
Jeremy Clarkson comes out as a Caravaneer
It’s been classic over-compensation. I’ve always loved them but I could never admit but now, in the 21st Century I can say, I am a Caravaneer!
The Chatty Chimp 