Daily Express Editor dies after suffering a prolonged orgasm brought on by the arrival of winter snow in the UK
Once people realised that Twatter censored Cummings, then they started varying the spelling, that was when things really got out of control.
It appears that the policies they have devised are so impenetrably convoluted that even the politicians can’t understand them.
Strung Out said “We have all been at a party where someone gets an acoustic guitar and starts playing Wonderwall: The room clears in seconds.
“Only the cleverest people can play it, I’m so good I get extra points.” says Donald
A post about yellow plastic hooks can’t break the internet says expert but Traci says hers stopped working after viewing the post
If you are accidently exposed to The Daily Mail, please contact the authorities and book counselling, pictures of puppies may alleviate your distress.
Well I never, i thought it would alert me to infected people, never did I dream it was a shopping list of eligible men.
Answering pointless questions on social media unexpectedly reveals the truth about you.
For God’s sake spare us from this uplifting shite!
Not as good as the real thing says one user, my finger ripped through!
It’s been classic over-compensation. I’ve always loved them but I could never admit but now, in the 21st Century I can say, I am a Caravaneer!