Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of hand.
Vladimir Putin gets cat and moves to secret underground lair
Do the quake and Vax, and put the vaccine back
Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn’t work!
British Fish are as happy as a horse in a lasagne
British Fish are jolly happy to be back in British Waters says over-entitled cockwomble
Nigel Farage promoted to Obergeneralcuntnant in this year’s Honours List
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
Applications for OIrish citizenship increase by 63 million on No-Deal Brexit
Jacob Sea-Fogg confirmed he was ok as he’d moved all his money to Dublin and bought County Kildare.
UK gets barbies, cork hats and pissy lager in Aussie-style Brexit
Of course Australia doesn’t have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it is 6,000 miles away, so who cares?
Kent to be given to France and renamed Frangleterre
Anyone entering Frangleterre will require a blue passport, travel insurance and a GB sticker on the back of the car.
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you’ve booked your slot, you don’t actually need to be there.
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing his toys out of the pram, on a daily basis.
Brexitvirus outbreak hits the UK
Brexitvirus hits UK, current outbreak is expected to last 25 years. A whole generation have lost their voice.
Heavy falls of Snowflake across the country
The UK was hit by heavy falls of Snowflake on Brexit Day. Met Office warns of potential flooding from rivers of salty tears as the Snowflakes melt.
The Chatty Chimp 