UK gets barbies, cork hats and pissy lager in Aussie-style Brexit
Of course Australia doesn't have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it…
Kent to be given to France and renamed Frangleterre
Anyone entering Frangleterre will require a blue passport, travel insurance and a GB sticker on the back of the car.
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing…
Brexitvirus outbreak hits the UK
Brexitvirus hits UK, current outbreak is expected to last 25 years. A whole generation have lost their voice.
Heavy Snowflake falls across the country
The UK was hit by heavy falls of Snowflake on Brexit Day. Met Office warns of potential flooding from rivers…
Send your unwanted Brexit coins to The Chatty Chimp
The Chatty Chimp will dispose of any unwanted Brexit Day 50 pence pieces on your behalf. We promise to spend…