
Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.
Just when you think that government can’t get any worse, they manage to prove you wrong. What a shower.
It’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it’s Europeansuperleagueistotallyatrocious
Piers Morgan quits Good Morning Britain after being beaten up by the weatherman.
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
The annual lack of personality award goes to a colossal dullard.
I’m not having it, you can’t go around asking women if they are virgins, not in my pub
Spatch left the competition after his duck failed to impress the judges. The duck wasn’t too keen on him either.
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport, people might respond better to them.
He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!
I just couldn’t get the croissants right, and I can be quite intense when I’m stressed.
If he didn’t know what to do with it, he could have phoned a friend!
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite