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“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
At times it’s hard to be Tory, when you don’t have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts to.
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
With their hands full mismanaging Covid and Brexit, the government is struggling to keep up with some of its 2019 Manifesto promises. However, Home Secretary Priti Patel has been working hard to […]
Spokesmen for Eton, Oxford U and Ford Open Prison have confirmed that the baby is on the waiting list.
Jacob Rees-Mogg wins a Best Actor BAFTA for Dracula. He was so believable as the callous, rapacious blood sucker, it was as though he were a Vampire.
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
The Chatty Chimp 