Government plans to ease the NHS backlog by using Physician Associates, “at leasr you’ll get to see someone” says Minister
Following the Stockton row the Tories celebrate their first fact-checking success
After years of fact checking Tories finally win one. Although Not So then went on to deny he’d said it, thereby returning to form.
Hunt announces benefit increase for soon-to-be unemployable MPs
As a record number of Tory MPs lose their five jobs, Hunt brings in TWAT Relief to help out.
Conference Tories to win back voters with a bribe fuelled culture war, again
By legalising the killing of grandparents young people will finally be able to get on to the housing ladder.
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence
Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
Graham Brady receives letters of no confidence in Liz Truss
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, in comes Liz Truss.
Liz Truss buys a hide-in fridge
Fed up with looking foolish every time she opens her mouth, Thick Lizzie plans to copy Boris and hide in a fridge when the going gets tough.
Gove confirms he hasn’t got any mates to give PPE contracts to
At times it’s hard to be Tory, when you don’t have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts to.
Thatcher stops spinning in her grave as Boris becomes most hated PM
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
Priti Patel plans to cut homeless people in half, literally
With their hands full mismanaging Covid and Brexit, the government is struggling to keep up with some of its 2019 Manifesto promises. However, Home Secretary Priti Patel has been working hard to […]