The Boris Johnson apology template to be used by Matt (TFH) Hancock
The official Cabinet Minster Apology Template, currently being used by Matt Hancock
Gove confirms he hasn’t got any mates to give PPE contracts to
At times it's hard to be Tory, when you don't have any friends to give fat, juicy, Corona Virus contracts…
“We did all we could,” says the Captain of Titanic
It was a titanic success says the government despite evidence to the contrary.
Boris Johnson announces new ‘Clap for Clap for carers’
Look, I need a gimmick to distract people, otherwise they will realise that this shit show is all my fault
Do the quake and Vax, and put the vaccine back
Anti-Vaxxers outraged that the EU want to get their hands on a vaccine that doesn't work!
Anti Bullshit vaccine is 98.5% effective
The impact on social media micro-advertising is expected to be dramatic.
Christmas Truce football match cancelled as angry COVID storms out
I'd already erected the goalposts, painted the lines, and was partway through slicing the oranges.
The Government are to furlough the lack of opposition parties
No, it's not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.